The following is a collection of stories and art that I created based on a style of humor that I call
1. TALKING PARROTS THAT RUINED THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE "KINDERGARTEN COP"
2. THE WALRUS THAT HAD A "VIETNAM FLASHBACK
3. THE FLIGHT OF STAIRS DRIVERS-ED COURSE
"EMBARRASSED INTO ENLIGHTENMENT"
"A story about an incredibly socially awkward man who is always finding himself in really embarrassing situations, but what he doesn't realize is that the embarrassment that he keeps feeling is actually the most unlikely "guru" of all time, and it is guiding him away from a normal life and towards the life that he was destined for."
"10 THINGS ABOUT ME
THE EMBARRASSING CHAPTERS
1. THE DRUG TEST
2. A REALLY RELIGIOUS UPBRINING
3. PUBLIC SCHOOLING
(MORE EMBARRASSING CHAPTERS WILL BE POSTED AS THEY HAPPEN TO ME)