TALKING PARROTS THAT RUINED THE ENDING OF
                               "KINDERGARTEN COP"

There have been many cases where animal rights activists will stand outside of a zoo with  
picket signs, or will vandalize a furniture store that sells leather couches, or will even set a
McDonalds on fire.  

But there has never been a case quite like this one...

An animal rights activist was so upset when a pet store opened up across the street from his
house, that he decided to express his rage by breaking into a pet store and setting all of the
animals free.

He broke into the store and released the cats, the dogs, the turtles, the rabbits, and the snakes,
but when he got to the parrots he was so mad that he decided that since people don't like it
when you ruin the ending to a movie that they haven't seen yet, before releasing the parrots he
trained them to talk about the ending of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie "Kindergarten Cop".  

He then released the talking parrots into the city and they all flew around the city, landing on
random people's shoulders and ruining the ending of the movie "Kindergarten Cop" for
thousands of people who have never seen it.


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