Talking Parrots That Ruined The Ending Of The Movie "Kindergarten Cop"
TALKING PARROTS THAT RUINED THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE "KINDERGARTEN COP"

There have been many cases where "Animal Rights Activists" will stand outside of a zoo with protesting signs, or will throw buckets of red paint on people wearing fur coats, or will even give restaurants like "Burger King" that sell meat nicknames like "Murder King".

But there has never been a case quite like this one...

An "Animal Rights Activist" was so upset when a pet store opened up across the street from his house that he decided to express his rage by breaking into the store and setting all of the animals free.

The pet store was closed on Sundays, so he broke into the store on a Sunday morning and released the cats, the dogs, the turtles, the rabbits, the hamsters, and the snakes. But when he got to the parrots he was so angry at society that he decided that since people don't like it when you ruin the ending of a movie that they haven't seen yet, he trained the parrots to talk about the ending of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie "Kindergarten Cop".

He then released the talking parrots and they all flew around the city and kept landing on random people's shoulders, and they ended up ruining the ending of the movie "Kindergarten Cop" for thousands of people who have never seen it.


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